Are You Joking? Joe Biden Passes Revealing New Physical — But He Underwent No Cognitive Examination!

This Thursday, President Joe Biden passed his White House physical examination, in a report that is sure to shock Americans everywhere.

“The president remains fit for duty, and fully executes all of his responsibilities without any exemptions or accommodations,” White House Physician Kevin O’Connor began his report. “I have conducted a comprehensive review of President Biden’s medical history and a detailed physical examination… This document updates my last statement, from 19 November 2021. Today’s memorandum speaks to his current health and fitness and addresses any interval change.”

O’Connor’s 2021 report offers basically the same assessment of President Biden, asserting he was “fit for duty,” with no accommodations.

The document addresses speculation that Biden may have been suffering from long COVID after testing positive for the virus multiple times in 2022. But the document maintains he is experiencing no noticeable long-term symptoms from the virus.

“Fortunately, having been fully vaccinated and twice boosted at the time of initial infection, the President experienced only mild symptoms, consisting mostly of a deep, loose cough and hoarseness. He responded very well to standard, outpatient therapy, to include the anti-viral medication, Paxlovid, the report finds. “The President has not experienced any residual symptoms which may be considered to be “Long COVID”. He has received his Bivalent COVID vaccine.”

Biden is continuing to take medicine for heart arrhythmia known as atrial fibrillation. He also suffers from acid reflux. But overall, the report finds President Biden is a “healthy, vigorous, 80–year-old male, who is fit to successfully execute the duties of the Presidency, to include those as Chief Executive, Head of State and Commander in Chief.”

Responding to the examination, former White House doctor for Trump and Obama, Congressman Ronny Jackson (R-TX) argued, “WHY ON EARTH did Biden not get a cognitive exam? Trump had one, why not him? Biden’s ability to think and reason is GONE! He SHOULD NOT be President!!”

Jackson then turned to the media, contending they ought to be begging for a cognitive exam, something absent from the physical.

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